Teen Titans Porn Story: The Teen Titans Diaries Chapter 1

Disclaimer I own nothing.

This is my first Teen Titans fic. Go easy
on me!

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Diary of Raven Keep out on pain of
loss of ability to reproduce.

Today started out as every other day does.
Being woken up by Beastboy and Cyborg battling on another of their immature
computer games.

Wore my usual clothes. Maybe I should try
changing my image. Maybe a new black cloak.

When I emerged into the living room, Robin
asked me what I wanted for breakfast. Beastboy immediately offered to make
tofu. Cyborg offered to make bacon. Starfire offered to make an assortment of
breakfast food and beverage.

I had herbal tea.

When will they learn that I dont eat those
things? Cyborg almost set the Tower on fire with his frying pan, AGAIN. Almost
set fire to me.

Very nearly showed emotion. Nearly.

Straight after breakfast Robin went to
train with Cyborg. Starfire went to do shopping of groceries. Leaving me with
the green elf.

All I wanted to do was meditate. Or
possibly go to my room and write some depressing poetry. But Beastboy wanted to
play computer games.

Ignored him. But its hard to meditate when
a green fuzzy elf keeps asking you stuff.

That new black cloak is starting to sound
very inviting. Might go to the mall.

Starfire came with me to the mall, asking
if I would like to try on her new blusher. I had been trying to sneak out of
the tower but she noticed me and asked if she could come.

Does she have no idea how hard it is to get
this gothic look just right? Hours of hard work down the drain if I tried on
blusher.

Love new black cloak though.P Was very tempted by dark purple one too. But
might get too excited and blow Beastboy up.

Should have gotten the purple cloak.

Did, however, buy earrings. Very nice ones.
Starfire wanted to try them on, but refused of course.P Would clash with that light purple look shes
got going on.

Robin insisted we train this afternoon. I
dont see why I need to, as am as powerful as everyone else without the
training. But training does keep weight down. Maybe Cyborg needs to train a bit
more often. He seems to be getting a bit porky.

Thankfully bitching does not count as an
emotion. Otherwise would already have blown up Titans Tower.

Robin and Starfire are getting along
abnormally well. Theyve always been close, but theyre thoroughly
companionable at the moment.

Beastboy and Cyborg have not, of course,
noticed.

Am pretty sure that Robin and Starfire like
each other. I almost pity them, having all those irritating emotions.

Thank Heavens I dont have that problem.
Emotions are nothing but trouble.

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Starfires Book of Daily Occurrences
Please do not view. Many thanks.

Day 1 Morning

Hello Book of Daily Occurrences. I hope you will not take it as an insult
if I call you BODO.

Today was a happy day! I love happy days. But nearly all my days on Earth
are happy ones!

I got up early to make an assortment of breakfast foods and beverages.
Robin was greatly appreciative, but Im sorry to report that Beastboy and
Cyborg did not want to eat it. But both thanked me for my efforts, which made
me feel better.

Now, BODO, it is very important that you understand that I dont like to
say unfriendly things, but Cyborg left the frying pan on the oven. And then
flames started to come up. Raven was not very cheerful, but I helped Cyborg
clear up the fire.

I do wish Cyborg wouldnt set fire to the pan everyday. Maybe it is some
sort of ritual for him. I will enquire after this matter and update you later.

After that I went to shop for groceries. I enjoy doing this, BODO. On my
planet, most of our food can be summoned, but here you achieve the satisfaction
of buying and preparing it yourself. I also had to buy a new frying pan.

Beastboy offered to come, but I very kindly assured him that I could
manage. And he couldnt come because he has been banned from the store for
disrupting female clients. He was very understanding and said he would keep
Raven company.

Day 1 Afternoon

Oh BODO, this afternoon was quite delightful.P I accompanied Raven to the Mall of Shopping.
She was just leaving, very quietly, and I offered my companionship.

When we were making our way to the Mall of Shopping I noticed that Raven
seems very pale, more so than usual. So I generously offered her the use of my
new blusher. She declined, but Im sure thats just because it would clash with
her whole dark look.

As if to prove my point she bought a black cloak.P If they had had it in pink, or perhaps a
cheerful yellow, I might have bought one. But it may interfere with my flying.

Raven bought some lovely earrings. I asked if I might try them on but
Raven said they would clash with my clothes. This was true and it was very kind
of her to point this out.

Training was delightful too. Robin makes sure we train enough that we
will be prepared if there are any enemies around. There arent at the moment of
course.

Although it is unkind to point this out, I do believe that Cyborg has
gained some weight. Maybe I should suggest that he eat a bit less meat. His
coronaries might get blocked. Also, the smell of fried meat is a very
dislikeable aroma.

But the best part of today was when Robin and I had our talk. We have
talks quite often now. Robin is very kind. I care for all of my friends a great
deal, but I think Robin might be my favourite. He is kind and noble and has
very nice hair.

Also, he said he liked my new blusher. Perhaps Raven should have tried
some on.

Farewell for now, BODO!

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Beastboys Diary if you touch it I will
become your least favourite animal. And I know you dont like Ladybugs, Cyborg,
so watch out!

Day 1 Morning

Dude, I totally kicked Cyborgs metallic butt on Autoracer 92! I won by
like a billion points!

So cool.

Starfire made breakfast again, but she forgot to make my tofu waffles.
Said thanks anyway, me being such a gentleman and all that. She was very sweet
about it though.

Cyborg set fire to the frying pan again. That is like the fifth frying
pan this week. I keep saying that if he didnt eat meat, it wouldnt happen.
Hes put on weight too.

Managed to annoy Raven effectively. Kept bugging her when she was
meditating. Hey, if shes gonna look so cool all the time, shes gotta expect
some attention from me! And I just KNOW she likes me back. How could she resist
me?

I DID offer to help Starfire with the shopping but she said Id been
banned from the grocery store. THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT! All those girls in short
skirts any guy in his right mind would have tried to chat them up.

Day 1 Afternoon

Oh, I totally kicked Cyborgs butt AGAIN in training this afternoon! Of
course he might have had a slight (really slight) chance if he hadnt gained
weight. Ha ha.

Robin keeps making us train every afternoon. I guess if Slade ever shows
his worthless face well need to get him.

Starfire and Robin had another little talk today. They are having those a
lot now. Never mind. Cyborg challenged me to another game of Autoracer. Beat
him AGAIN. Why doesnt he just give up? I am so totally better at everything
than he is.

I like Ravens new earrings. I was gonna compliment her on them, but she
was looking very irritate. Maybe tomorrow. Also, her new cloak is super cool. Almost
makes her look hot.

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Cyborgs Diary Keep your green fuzzy
hands off!

Day 1 Morning

I hate that damn Beastboy. I swear he is cheating on Autoracer. Whatever.
Im too cool to care.

Why the hell are those frying pans so flammable? Raven looked like she
was about to Azarath Metriom Zinthos
me. It wasnt like I meant for the flames to get her.

Its Starfires fault anyway. If shed made my meat feast breakfast, I
wouldnt have had to cook.

But noooooooooo, she was too busy trying to impress her little Robin. His
cheap hairspray almost choked me when we were training.

I think I might have put on a couple of pounds. Never mind, Im sure its
not noticeable.

Robin and I worked on our Sonic Boom attack. Damn, it looks cool!

I know Starfire doesnt try to be irritating, but when she asked me if I
wanted a new frying pan from the grocery store I was sorely tempted to kick her
butt. If she werent so damn nice all the time

Day 1 Afternoon

I have definitely put on weight! Thank god no one noticed. Ill have to
train a bit harder. Beastboy kept taunting me. I had to use all of my
self-restraint not to blow him out of the atmosphere. Kept threatening to turn
into a ladybug.

Starfire and Robin were talking again this afternoon. What the hell can
they possibly keep talking about all the time?

Also, could not find that damn remote again.

I let Beastboy beat me at Autoracer 92. Just because he acts so
pathetically if he loses. He still thinks that hes better than me. Whatever
dude.

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Robins Diary Keep out or get your butt
kicked.

Day 1 morning

Got up early and trained. Training is a good way to start the morning. Raven
never leaves her room before 9 at the earliest. Beastboy and Cyborg woke her up
though. It was pretty fun actually.

Starfire is great. Made me breakfast. Shes the best. I just dont get
how Cyborg can eat all that fried meat in the mornings. Ive gotta make him
train harder. If he sets fire to the kitchen one more time hes eating
vegetables for every meal.

Made him train after breakfast. Hes obviously put on weight, but didnt
say anything. The Sonic Boom is really coming along.

I heard Beastboy annoying Raven again. Ive really gotta stop leaving
them alone in the same room. Otherwise Raven might blow up the tower.

Day 1 afternoon

When Starfire and Raven went out shopping I started making plans for
training this afternoon. Its important to train. Beating up bad guys is good.
Especially if those bad guys happen to big mouth, cowardly prats like Slade.

Hate Slade.

Anyway, after training Starfire and I had a nice talk. She looks really
cute with her new blusher. Told her so too.

Well, I missed the cute comment out. But I feel that it was implied.

All in all it was a pretty good day. Now to bed so I can prepare for
training tomorrow.

You can never train too much.

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Well? I enjoyed writing this. But Id like your opinions too. I have a
habit. If you write a particularly nice review I dedicate a chapter to you! So
be nice!

Lotsa luv n huggles

Katie